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Wedding Cake Joke of the Day

September 5, 2008

Another Wedding Whirlwind Joke of the Day

Again, this joke was sent to us from Donna. It’s silly, but may have some truth. I mean, most wedding cakes do have fondant, right?

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.

“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and softly said, “Wedding Cake.”

By the way, that cake above should be for Langdon (my brother Doug’s girlfriend)! Since her birthday was just a few weeks ago, I guess it’s too late for this year. Maybe next year!!

XOXO
M, J, and S

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